UHT milk is good. Made from Ultra High Temperature cows, this special milk stays in your cupboard for millennia, waiting for the day when you run out of milk from the normal, low temperature cows. But there has always been a problem…
The UHT cartons have been, upandtil now very rubbish. Designed primary to miss the Weetabix, the carton nozzle diverts flow in a vortex to another part of the kitchen. Sometimes as much a two feet in the opposite direction. But now those days are over.
Tesco has introduced a Plastic Spout. It points at the offending ‘bix or cup of tea, and miraculously, the UHT does what it is told. The result? MILK FOR ALL! Oh Happy Day! And just in time for Christmas too…